Fear of starting blog and weather report

    Well, well, well I wanted to start this bloody blog almost a month ago but didn't have the bloody courage or what so ever. I even have written some draft text to post but I haven't. Now I am thinking whether to start blogging with that previous text or write down new one-but actually I am already writing new as you can see. But still, I think it would be not bad to include what I wrote a month ago.It would be some flashback -prequel if you will to my present writing. So here it is my month ago attempts to start blogging But with some todays corrections and amendments:

    I am very scared starting my bloody Blog, I am so afraid, I am pissing by the boiling water afraid to attract unwanted attention of bloody spies. Yesterday, my Real estate manager called me a Spy, Now I am shitting my pants afraid of waterboarding by Dick Chainy.

    Nowadays, but no, It was always like that, starting to write public letters One can not avoid being political or better to say, the words you say are regarded as political (able to create public opinion or influence decision making by people of power) by the most touchy individuals. And the most terrible thing is when these sensitive people are keeping influential positions and ready to use it to spoil somebody's life. And this is the main reason I am so afraid to start my blog.
Well as I have already started writing, I'll begin with the weather report. As most of us are humans we are greatly influenced by the weather conditions which might make our lives either happier or much much sadder.
Fortunately the bloody northern Canadian wind seized to blow at the beaches of South Florida
and now the weather is just fine.

    I always used to think that Florida is a “sunshine state” and that nickname meant Hot Summer Whole year round. But having stayed here for bloody 9 months with 2 breaks -one at the beginning and one in the middle for tripping to Europe and Dominican Republic- The Climate in Florida turned out to be not As HOT as I was brainwashed by the wikipedia and different tourists agents. In fact the Floridian winter was so bloody windy and cold that I had to wear warm sweater and even put on autumn windproof jacket and a hat for several most severe occasions. All my dreams of swimming every day in the ocean and lying lazily under the sun on the beach vanished into the thin air blown away by the freezing cold front from the Canadian north. I can remember only couple of weeks without chilly wind in the winter.

    But enough for weather.

    Music is the best afrodisiac for emotional upheaval. In April I wrote review on the new album “Zero” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I didn't think really much of it but as I started writing I was so pleased with singing dithyrambs that in the end my review turned out to be very enthusiastically subjective even to my own taste.

    By the way I am still very afraid and continue shitting into my pants. I still haven't decided weather to post my first strokes in my blog or not, What if some bloody sensitive soul would get upset and decide to implement electromagnetic tortures on me followed by the waterboarding. After writing last sentence I shit my pants even more. And I do not joke by saying that, I am scared and shit my pants. People are keen on bloody vengeance, ready to create a massacre .

    And that is what I wrote back then - very bloody scared - not so scared now but still feeling a bit uneasy.

    Now I am trying to write slitely more about Floridian weather as I am sure many people would be interested to know the real climate conditions up here.....but I am a bit distracted by the music from my u-tube new playlist and cant make up my bloody mind.....Well here it is.

Winter in South Florida. Warning for Thermophilic Individuals.

    If you hear somebody hyping so called “the Season” in Winter in South Florida encouraging you to spend a good time at the beach just spit in the face of the bloody liar for talking bull shit. However Winter is actually very sunny here proving its nickname(Sunshine state) but damn bloody freezing winds easily ruin the whole concept making you feel like you are in the snowy Alps - there is a lot of sunshine as well and people even getting a tan lying in the chaise longues.

    But of course if you are polar bear and not afraid of winds , fan of wind- or kite- surfing you are more than welcome. The good thing for you - the water in the ocean is really warm making it swimmable whole year round. But getting out of the water be aware of freezing your butt off in the bloody really intense wind.

    Interestingly enough the weather at the beach differs quite greatly from that just 300 feet(91.4 Meters) away from the beach line deeper into the mainland. You just cross the bridge over the intracoastal waterway and the temperature rises drastically making you drop all your warm sweaters. But I warn you, bloody winds still reach this territory as well making the weather condition here very fluctuant and uncomfortable – now you are hot and sweating- 2 seconds later wind makes your sweat go cold- the best way of catching a bloody cold. And it is warm only when the sun is shining - as soon as it is down or covered by the clouds it becomes very chilly. Some might say that I am just too cold fearing, may be, but pair of shorts and t-shirt is not an option for South Florida Winter,you definitely would need something warmer especially during chilly evenings.

    So when Al Gore and his fellow climate change mongers are talking about global warming it is just too hard to believe when there is such a bloody chilly winter in tropical South Florida.

    Conclusion -if you like sunny but windy fresh summer, South Florida is the best place to spend your winter holidays.
    P.S. But lets say You have read my bloody blog and decided instead of South Florida take a Winter vacation in Dominican Republic- forget it, the winter there is not much warmer than in South Florida-already checked- it is not a real hot summer either-bloody cold winds from Canada are reaching that place as well. So, if you are real thermophilic person like me choose something closer to the equator for your winter holidays -Maldives, Seychelles -checked -no bloody Canadian winds have been found.